Total Medals Earned: 206 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,700 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You have viewed the collab!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/70 points)
Beat the game as the ice team!
Beat the game as the fire team!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
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Reach Layer 5
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Reach Layer 3
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Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 7/25 (35/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
His soul is yours!
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Who made this game? PETA?
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
Cry some more.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Open fire!
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Medals Earned: 3/52 (15/330 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times